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If you need to reach me, you can send me an email at damon230(at)rocketmail(dot)com.

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Not Eating Glass on Facebook </description><title>Two Thirty</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @twothirty)</generator><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Kitty: There you go, Red. Belgian waffles.&#13;</title><description>Kitty: There you go, Red. Belgian waffles.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Eric: What's Belgian about them?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Red: They crumble at the hands of the Nazis.</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/236508210</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/236508210</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:10:15 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Whit: I need something in my mouth right now.&#13;</title><description>Whit: I need something in my mouth right now.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: That's what she said.</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/236391906</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/236391906</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:41:43 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"I’m the one who wears the balls in this relationship."</title><description>“I’m the one who wears the balls in this relationship.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;N. (a girl) to R. (a guy)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235523419</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235523419</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:31:40 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>themattsmith:

OMG, you guys, I am DYING

Check this blog out....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspj6wXoSN1qz8yuno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235294172/omg-you-guys-i-am-dying" target="_blank"&gt;themattsmith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.snacksandshit.com/" target="_blank"&gt;OMG, you guys, I am DYING&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Check this blog out. It’s incredible.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235341204</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235341204</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:49:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I want tacos.</title><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235254510</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235254510</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:54:21 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm sad that the new Jamie Cullum album, The Pursuit, isn't available for download in the US iTunes store.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Anyone know a way around this?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235245923</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235245923</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:42:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Human Emissions (Wired.com)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp7slIBwR1qzs4dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Human Emissions (&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.wired.com/magazine/2009/10/st_infoporn"&gt;Wired.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235119639</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235119639</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:41:09 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Mr. Ebert gave The Box a 3-star rating.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091104/REVIEWS/911069998"&gt;Mr. Ebert gave The Box a 3-star rating.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;After reading his review, I might actually want to see this movie.  I know the previews looked ridiculous, but it looks like there is some serious thought-provoking material here, and I love that in a movie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235112010</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235112010</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:30:32 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The prof let us out of class over a half-hour early.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;He said, “Who wants to quit here?”  And everyone raised there hands.  So, he let us go early.  Really early.  It was nice.  This is the &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://assets.tumblr.com/images/permalink.png?2"&gt;same professor&lt;/a&gt; who sometimes breaks out singing.  Oh and his latest thing is he drinks out of a glass bottle/flask-looking thing.  No one is really sure what he’s drinking during lecture.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235109686</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/235109686</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:27:31 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>(Source)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kso5mhVvUD1qzs4dao1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/11/05/waiting-for-the-rapture-andor-a-thank-you-note/"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234580378</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234580378</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:56:41 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>txtsfrmlstnght:
(941): He just stood there…Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/234565983/941-he-just-stood-there-helen-keller-and-i" target="_blank"&gt;txtsfrmlstnght&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;(941): He just stood there…Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234569103</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234569103</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:45:09 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I need to learn to play the guitar and/or ukulele stat.</title><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234561993</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234561993</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:37:41 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Whaa...?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brentgilliard.tumblr.com/post/234548726/whaa" target="_blank"&gt;brentgilliard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I feel asleep during Parks &amp; Recreation and woke up during Leno. Something is wrong with me.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You missed a great episode of 30 Rock tonight.  It was very funny.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234553057</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234553057</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:27:55 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"I am not robbing the cradle.  If anything, I’m robbing the grave."</title><description>“I am not robbing the cradle.  If anything, I’m robbing the grave.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Michael Scott, when he realized Pam’s mom is 48 years old&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234480126</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234480126</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:08:31 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I updated the look of my blog.  (If you like the theme, you can...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kso06fgy0e1qzs4dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I updated the look of my blog.  (If you like the theme, you can find it &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://m82.tumblr.com/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234471256</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234471256</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:59:03 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I miss the days where we didn’t have worries.
(I am third...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnzqkjPR61qzs4dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I miss the days where we didn’t have worries.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(I am third from the left in this photo.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234462299</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234462299</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:49:32 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>My favorite new shortcut in Word is Shift+F3.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just select a block of text in Word and try it out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234327295</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234327295</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:15:42 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I love how Firefox 3.6 Beta adds the preview to the ctl+tab function.</title><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234321597</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234321597</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:09:05 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This stuff will change your life for the better.  I promise.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnnk3Sqgq1qzs4dao1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This stuff will change your life for the better.  I promise.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234236786</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234236786</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:26:27 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm so easily distracted.  I got online to take a quiz for Operations Management but ended up downloading Eminem music and finding stores that sell Cajun Chef hot sauce.</title><link>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234221703</link><guid>http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/234221703</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:08:09 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
