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Good night, everyone.
Nov 22nd
I need these.
Nov 22nd

Kristen Wiig is hilarious.

The secret word is crab.
Nov 22nd

All I'm saying is the economy had better...

Nov 22nd
Canadians (Source)
Nov 22nd

I'm the guy who does things because you...

Nov 22nd
We reached 100 fans at Not Eating Glass!
Nov 21st
The Best Day to Buy a Car: Black Friday
Nov 21st

Today's shower:

Washed myself for a few minutes Washed my hair for a minute Stood in the hot water for 20...
Nov 21st

I need to go somewhere today. Maybe I...

Nov 21st
Oprah to run for office in 2012
Nov 21st
Warch Watch
Mark Ronson, Toxic
Nov 21st
“There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths.”
— Dexter
Nov 21st
“Baby, can’t you see? I’m calling. A girl like...”
— Mark Ronson, Toxic
Nov 21st
Guy 1, in normal speaking voice: The good thing is that we don't have to do anything today.
Guy 2, yelling: You're yelling! Why are you yelling?
Nov 21st

I'm the guy who dreams he's Harry Potter...

Nov 20th

What?! Oprah will end her talkshow in...

Nov 20th

I want to go on a downloading spree and...

Nov 20th

I've been eating a lot of salad lately...

Nov 19th

Swine Flu Vaccine Update

It has been about 3 weeks since I got my H1N1 vaccine.  I have not suffered any ill effects.  That...
Nov 19th
There's a waffle shortage. Hurry! Buy all...
Nov 18th

I will make an album.

I refuse to give up on that dream.  I’ve had some people tell me that I should focus on things...
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
Chasing Pirates by Norah Jones (video from Hulu)
Nov 18th

I gotta find peace of mind.

Nov 18th
Burned-out lights in a large sign at Elmhurst Hospital...
Nov 18th
GPOYW:  Outsmarting An Automatic Door Edition This was...
Nov 18th
(via carlovely)
Nov 18th

I am oddly fascinated by Sarah Palin.

I agree with an optimistic 2% of what she says, but I can’t stop listening to her.
Nov 18th
Currently eating: potato chips with peanut butter and...
Nov 18th

What should I eat?

Baked Lays An orange Ice cream Sherbet Spaghettios Raisins Peanut Butter A banana ...
Nov 18th

Canned food = Drunk food

Nov 18th

I'm trying to study for my exam...

But everything is distracting me. And by everything I mean Tumblr and Facebook and Nintendo Wii and...
Nov 18th

So, I was going to post the hot new...

But between the time it took me to watch it and copy and paste the source code, it was removed from...
Nov 18th
What a Difference:  Women’s Edition
Nov 17th
B: What are your pants doing down?
M: What are your pants doing up? That's the question.
Nov 17th
Warch Watch
This M&Ms commercial is so witty.  It’s great.
Nov 16th

I just ate the most acidic orange ever. ...

Nov 16th
Just downloaded this.  I love it.
Nov 15th

Sometimes people don't think.

I want to rant right now, but I’m so upset that I can’t even form a complete thought on...
Nov 15th
I just got back to my house after spending a while at a...
Nov 15th
“The trick to falling asleep is trying to stay awake.”
— Saving Private Ryan
Nov 15th

Just add reverb.

That’s what I requested today when my live vocal performance was lacking, but I promise I...
Nov 14th
Friday Night DIY: How to Hot-wire Your Car
Nov 14th
To Write Love On Her Arms is a non-profit movement dedicated...
Nov 13th
We create a sweet-ass death-ray and suddenly...
Nov 13th
It’s Friday the 13th!
Nov 13th
My cousin is getting married this weekend.  We grew up...
Nov 13th

Today:

Overslept by 2 hours. Wrote paper for 5 hours. Ate dinner like knight. Did homework. Watched TV. Is...
Nov 13th

Today I had a 5-hour meeting to write a...

It was hell and I’m so glad the meeting is over.
Nov 13th
Thursday Night DIY: How to Do Bar Tricks
Nov 13th
For once, Sean Hannity admitted that John...
Nov 12th
I (Damon) think my brother (Dustin) might be excited that...
Nov 12th
GPOYW:  Walking Home from Friday’s Black Light Party...
Nov 11th
Wednesday Morning DIY: How to Refill the...
Nov 11th
“Last week my boyfriend talked to me every day. I think his...”
— Brit
Nov 11th
Esref Armagan has released the first artist rendering of the...
Nov 11th

I just made that exam my bitch. Yep.

Nov 10th

My soul belongs in the 60s.

The proof came when a lady I know showed me a picture from her 1960s high school yearbook.  In one...
Nov 10th
My sister is looking at purchasing a 1983 Mercedes 380SL.  I...
Nov 10th

I like to listen to certain songs before...

Nov 10th

Today I made plans to visit my best...

I’m really excited and looking forward to it.
Nov 10th

I refer to Charles Darwin as Charlie and...

Nov 10th
Listen Listen
tightgrip: livejamie: Eric Cartman - Poker Face (Lady Gaga Cover) The internet pulls through....
Nov 10th

"This and These have Ts. That and Those...

This is one thing I remember from high school Spanish class.
Nov 10th

Today is going by very slowly. I hope...

Maybe it’s because I have something to look forward to this weekend, so the week is going by...
Nov 9th
“Sometimes, Tom, we have to do a thing in order to find out...”
— Magnus Pym, A Perfect Spy by...
Nov 9th
Monday Morning DIY: How to Dismantle an...
Nov 9th
“It’s all fun and games until someone gets a boner. ...”
— Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0
Nov 9th
Five Kitchen Gadgets That Save You Money and...
Nov 9th
How America Convinced the World to Wipe
Nov 9th

I was 1 year old when the Berlin wall...

Nov 8th

I don't remember which lot I parked my...

I know it’s one of two, but they’re in opposite directions.  I guess I could just flip a...
Nov 8th

I'm such a great friend.

When my friend lost his White Sox hat, I kindly informed him that he could borrow my Cubs hat until...
Nov 8th

I'm debating.

My options are as follows: Do my laundry today. OR Buy more underpants so I can make it through...
Nov 8th

I had more strange dreams last night.

They contained a stark juxtaposition between my old friends (the ones I used to hang out with) and...
Nov 8th
Kitty: There you go, Red. Belgian waffles.
Eric: What's Belgian about them?
Red: They crumble at the hands of the Nazis.
Nov 8th
Whit: I need something in my mouth right now.
Me: That's what she said.
Nov 8th
“I’m the one who wears the balls in this relationship.”
— N. (a girl) to R. (a guy)
Nov 7th
themattsmith: OMG, you guys, I am DYING Check this blog...
Nov 6th

I want tacos.

Nov 6th

I'm sad that the new Jamie Cullum album,...

Anyone know a way around this?
Nov 6th
Human Emissions (Wired.com)
Nov 6th
Mr. Ebert gave The Box a 3-star rating.
Nov 6th

The prof let us out of class over a...

He said, “Who wants to quit here?”  And everyone raised there hands.  So, he let us go...
Nov 6th
(Source)
Nov 6th
txtsfrmlstnght: (941): He just stood there…Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting...
Nov 6th

I need to learn to play the guitar...

Nov 6th

Whaa...?

brentgilliard: I feel asleep during Parks & Recreation and woke up during Leno. Something is...
Nov 6th
“I am not robbing the cradle. If anything, I’m robbing...”
— Michael Scott, when he...
Nov 6th
I updated the look of my blog.  (If you like the theme, you...
Nov 6th
I miss the days where we didn’t have worries. (I am...
Nov 6th

My favorite new shortcut in Word is...

Just select a block of text in Word and try it out.
Nov 6th

I love how Firefox 3.6 Beta adds the...

Nov 6th
This stuff will change your life for the better.  I promise.
Nov 5th

I'm so easily distracted. I got online...

Nov 5th
“…in terms of raw drama, the ‘Fair and Balanced’ newsmen of...”
— Charlie Booker: A British View...
Nov 5th
Warch Watch
themattsmith: mercurypdx: fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub: MURDER YOUR PARENTS OMG.. not a group...
Nov 5th

Remember, remember...

Nov 5th
Warch Watch
Prince of Persia trailer
Nov 5th
rocketboom: Bald bears baffle vets with mystery condition...
Nov 5th
“I’m an American sandwich.”
— G, on how one of his parents...
Nov 5th

I like to read foreign news because...

Nov 5th
Meet Aida, the brainchild of researchers at the...
Nov 5th
A man finds £1m worth of gold in a field only...
Nov 5th

Anyone else excited that we get a new...

Nov 5th
AARP is said to support the Democrat's health...
Nov 5th
Upon being diagnosed with brain cancer,...
Nov 5th

College students with backpacks on...

Seriously, you’re young.  You can handle the weight.  Or maybe you’re secretly old and...
Nov 4th

Can you believe that it's already been...

The time has went by very quickly.  It seems like last week that I was campaigning for him and...
Nov 4th

My wireless mouse needs new batteries.

Nov 4th
“Why yes — a bulletproof vest.”
— James Rodges, upon being asked...
Nov 4th
“He won the Nobel “I’m Not George Bush”...”
— Colbert about Pres. Obama
Nov 4th
Pat Barry, UFC fighter, discusses his...
Nov 4th
“How hard are you going to work for something if every time...”
— Pat Barry
Nov 4th

Uh, I really want to take a nap, but I...

But I’m really tired.  It’s an internal struggle.
Nov 4th
Gangsta 1: Dude, you know this chick named Stormy?
Gangsta 2: Stormy?! I know two chicks named Stormy!
Nov 4th
“I accidentally bought 1000 crickets last night.”
— [Redacted], he later mentioned...
Nov 4th
“I go for the service but then leave when they make people...”
— A girl on the bus about church
Nov 4th

The more I use my calendar, the more I...

Nov 3rd
The interview went very well. I really like the mindset of this company.
Nov 3rd
Leaving the interview.
Nov 3rd

It's kind of funny when my ex-girlfriend...

Nov 3rd
Warch Watch
Trooper’s funeral, as officiated by my sister
Nov 3rd

My sister texted me a picture of my dead...

For your sake, I won’t post it.
Nov 3rd
Small Talk (Link)
Nov 3rd
Did you know Blake Lively was banned from...
Nov 3rd
Trooper, left, died today.  Mourn with me.
Nov 3rd
Kid #1, after playing hide-and-seek: So where were you?
Kid #2: I hid in the bush.
Kid #3, yelling and throwing hands in the air in disgust: No! You weren't hiding in the bush, you were hiding in the shrubs. Doesn't anybody know the difference between bushes and shrubs?!
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From Overheard In New York
Nov 3rd
“It’s not plagiarism if it’s a rough draft.”
— [Redacted]
Nov 3rd

So, I've got my interview in the...

I’m really hoping this interview goes well so I get an offer from them.  If my other...
Nov 3rd

I feel like vomiting today. Not good.

Nov 2nd
Warch Watch
This is the ad that inspired us to carve crayons.
Nov 2nd

Did you remember to set your clocks...

It’s kind of nice, though, being in a technological society where all of my clocks (phone,...
Nov 1st