Two Thirty

Kitty: There you go, Red. Belgian waffles.
Eric: What's Belgian about them?
Red: They crumble at the hands of the Nazis.

Nov 8th

Whit: I need something in my mouth right now.
Me: That's what she said.

Nov 8th

“I’m the one who wears the balls in this relationship.”
— N. (a girl) to R. (a guy)

Nov 7th

themattsmith: OMG, you guys, I am DYING Check this blog...

Nov 6th

I want tacos.

Nov 6th

I'm sad that the new Jamie Cullum album,...

Anyone know a way around this?

Nov 6th

Human Emissions (Wired.com)

Nov 6th

Mr. Ebert gave The Box a 3-star rating.

Nov 6th

The prof let us out of class over a...

He said, “Who wants to quit here?”  And everyone raised there hands.  So, he let us go...

Nov 6th

(Source)

Nov 6th

txtsfrmlstnght: (941): He just stood there…Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting...

Nov 6th

I need to learn to play the guitar...

Nov 6th

Whaa...?

brentgilliard: I feel asleep during Parks & Recreation and woke up during Leno. Something is...

Nov 6th

“I am not robbing the cradle. If anything, I’m robbing...”
— Michael Scott, when he...

Nov 6th

I updated the look of my blog.  (If you like the theme, you...

Nov 6th

I miss the days where we didn’t have worries. (I am...

Nov 6th

My favorite new shortcut in Word is...

Just select a block of text in Word and try it out.

Nov 6th

I love how Firefox 3.6 Beta adds the...

Nov 6th

This stuff will change your life for the better.  I promise.

Nov 5th

I'm so easily distracted. I got online...

Nov 5th

“…in terms of raw drama, the ‘Fair and Balanced’ newsmen of...”
— Charlie Booker: A British View...

Nov 5th

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themattsmith: mercurypdx: fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub: MURDER YOUR PARENTS OMG.. not a group...

Nov 5th

Remember, remember...

Nov 5th

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Prince of Persia trailer

Nov 5th

rocketboom: Bald bears baffle vets with mystery condition...

Nov 5th

“I’m an American sandwich.”
— G, on how one of his parents...

Nov 5th

I like to read foreign news because...

Nov 5th

Meet Aida, the brainchild of researchers at the...

Nov 5th

A man finds £1m worth of gold in a field only...

Nov 5th

Anyone else excited that we get a new...

Nov 5th

AARP is said to support the Democrat's health...

Nov 5th

Upon being diagnosed with brain cancer,...

Nov 5th

College students with backpacks on...

Seriously, you’re young.  You can handle the weight.  Or maybe you’re secretly old and...

Nov 4th

Can you believe that it's already been...

The time has went by very quickly.  It seems like last week that I was campaigning for him and...

Nov 4th

My wireless mouse needs new batteries.

Nov 4th

“Why yes — a bulletproof vest.”
— James Rodges, upon being asked...

Nov 4th

“He won the Nobel “I’m Not George Bush”...”
— Colbert about Pres. Obama

Nov 4th

Pat Barry, UFC fighter, discusses his...

Nov 4th

“How hard are you going to work for something if every time...”
— Pat Barry

Nov 4th

Uh, I really want to take a nap, but I...

But I’m really tired.  It’s an internal struggle.

Nov 4th

Gangsta 1: Dude, you know this chick named Stormy?
Gangsta 2: Stormy?! I know two chicks named Stormy!

Nov 4th

“I accidentally bought 1000 crickets last night.”
— [Redacted], he later mentioned...

Nov 4th

“I go for the service but then leave when they make people...”
— A girl on the bus about church

Nov 4th

The more I use my calendar, the more I...

Nov 3rd

The interview went very well. I really like the mindset of this company.

Nov 3rd

Leaving the interview.

Nov 3rd

It's kind of funny when my ex-girlfriend...

Nov 3rd

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Trooper’s funeral, as officiated by my sister

Nov 3rd

My sister texted me a picture of my dead...

For your sake, I won’t post it.

Nov 3rd

Small Talk (Link)

Nov 3rd

Did you know Blake Lively was banned from...

Nov 3rd

Trooper, left, died today.  Mourn with me.

Nov 3rd

Kid #1, after playing hide-and-seek: So where were you?
Kid #2: I hid in the bush.
Kid #3, yelling and throwing hands in the air in disgust: No! You weren't hiding in the bush, you were hiding in the shrubs. Doesn't anybody know the difference between bushes and shrubs?!
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From Overheard In New York

Nov 3rd

“It’s not plagiarism if it’s a rough draft.”
— [Redacted]

Nov 3rd

So, I've got my interview in the...

I’m really hoping this interview goes well so I get an offer from them.  If my other...

Nov 3rd

I feel like vomiting today. Not good.

Nov 2nd

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This is the ad that inspired us to carve crayons.

Nov 2nd

Did you remember to set your clocks...

It’s kind of nice, though, being in a technological society where all of my clocks (phone,...

Nov 1st